Scarlett Johansson is so enamoured with Woody Allen she would gladly "sew his pants".

The 22-year-old actress, who has been linked to a series of young heartthrobs including Josh Harnett and Jared Leto, dotes on her 71-year-old 'Match Point' director.

She says : "I'd sew the hems of his pants if he asked me to."

Woody recently admitted he finds Scarlett "criminally sexy". Praising his current movie muse, he said: "She is unlike anyone who has come before her, and while she is a much stronger actress in every way, there is a tiny bit of Marilyn Monroe in her."

Scarlett also denied rumours she is dating pop heartthrob Justin Timberlake.

The actress, who plays his love interest in the video for his new single 'What Comes Around', insisted: "Of course it's not true. We had fun together, but it's not like the first time I've ever hung out with him. I think this happens because we're both single and in the spotlight.

The TRUE LIES star has reconciled with his wife SHELBY ROOS after filing for divorce last year (06), and now he hopes adopting a child will be the couple's next move.

Due to a well-documented low sperm count, Arnold cannot father a natural child, and he's seriously thinking about adopting. And that's where Jolie, who is in the process of adopting a third child in Hanoi, can help.

Arnold says, "The next time Angelina Jolie goes to Vietnam - I mean how much gas does that take - bring back four or five and your boy here will take two of them.

"She only brought back one baby... Load that plane up."

Meanwhile, Arnold confirms he and his wife are working things out after a bitter and "humiliating" split.

He adds, "We got separated but we're doing great. We're gonna get a baby and everything... I'm having kids this year.

"We signed a post-nuptial agreement... we sold our really nice house, we live in a smaller house... It's all good.

"She's great, she's a great gal, just had to get over a few bumps."

Britney Spears is out of rehab.

The singer's manager Larry Rudolph says she checked out of Malibu, California's Promises Treatment Center Tuesday March 20. In a statement, he asks that the media respect her privacy, along with that of her family and friends.

Britney Spears began treatment February 22, after shaving her head, getting tiny lips tattooed on her wrist, and attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella.

The singer's troubles began in earnest last November, after she filed for divorce from her husband, Kevin Federline.

The two have joint custody of their 18-month-old son Sean Preston, and his six-month-old brother, Jayden James.

FBI: 'monroe Was Tricked Into Suicide'.

A secret FBI report on the death of Marilyn Monroe alleges the tragic star was tricked into killing herself by her associates - including former US attorney general, Robert Kennedy.

Monroe, 36, was found lying naked, faced down on her bed at her Brentwood, California home on 5 August 1962. A coroner ruled the cause of death as 'probable suicide' by barbiturate poisoning, but many conspiracy theorists believe her rumoured affair with Kennedy had something to do with her unexpected death.

However, the newly-released FBI file - which was uncovered by Australian filmmaker Philippe Mora - suggests the SOME LIKE IT HOT star was persuaded to make a suicide bid with the understanding that she would be rescued in time.

But the report speculates she was left to die in an elaborate plot which included her psychiatrist RALPH GREENSON, her housekeeper EUNICE MURRAY, her press secretary PAT NEWCOMB and actor PETER LAWFORD, who was married to Kennedy's sister PATRICIA.

The document, which was given to the FBI in October 1964, alleges Lawford "knew from Marilyn's friends that she often made suicide attempts" to gain sympathy. He is accused of making "special arrangements" with Greenson to provide Monroe with the means to commit a drugs overdose.

The report says, "Robert Kennedy made a telephone call to Peter Lawford to find out if Marilyn was dead yet.

Kirsten Dunst is allegedly dating Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell.

The 'Spider-Man 3' actress and the rocker were seen canoodling on Saturday night (17.03.07) at Texas music festival SXSW.

A source said: "They were kissing by the stage. She was fluttering her eyelashes at him like a smitten teenager."

Dunst, 24, and Borrell, 26, met last Friday (9.03.07) in Los Angeles when the actress went to watch Razorlight perform.

Sources say they are an item, even though Borrell has a long-term girlfriend back home in Britain.

Kirsten recently took a break from acting to study art.

She is delighted with her new student ID card as it means she gets discounted tickets to the cinema and concerts.

She recently said: "I have my student ID - it's so exciting! I was showing it to my girlfriends in a restaurant the other night. I'm like, 'I can get money off movie tickets now!' "

US media mogul OPRAH WINFREY has opened a second school for poor South Africans.

The TV presenter and magazine boss' Angel Network charity funded the Seven Fountains Primary School in the remote KwaZuluNatal province and Winfrey jetted to South Africa to attend the opening ceremony yesterday morning (16MAR07).

The new school is an environmentally friendly institution Winfrey hopes will become a model for public education in South Africa.

The school's water supply will come from recycled rainwater and the institute's energy will be provided by solar power. Farmland surrounding the school will also be used to grow vegetables, which will be harvested to feed the children.

She handed out clothing, books and teacher-training materials for the new institute's 1,000 students and staff.

The $1.6 million (£820,000) features 25 classrooms, a library and a landscaped playground.

Oprah launched her first South African school, the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy, in Henley-on-Klip in January (07)with a star-studded party.

The actress employed extra security for the London premiere of 'Factory Girl' after the stalker sent her "bizarre" letters.

Sienna is so terrified of what the crazed fan might do she can't sleep.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Sienna has been bombarded with bizarre letters from a transvestite and has hired two security men. In his letters he talks about being obsessed with her look. He tries to follow her everywhere.

"The poor girl hasn't been sleeping properly because she has been so scared. Things just got to the point that she just had to take extra care of herself."

Sienna's stalker is a transvestite called Peter, who wears women's wigs, high-heeled stilettos, fake fur coats and dresses.

Peter is also said to be obsessed with the 'Factory Girl' movie, which stars Sienna as Edie Segdwick, pop artist Andy Warhol's muse.

Sienna, 25, is said to be so concerned about her safety, she has upgraded the security system in her West London home.

Elizabeth Hurley has been called a criminal in India for marrying in a traditional Hindu ceremony.

The model-and-actress jetted off to India for a week of traditional Hindu ceremonies, but angry locals insist she has broken the law.

Vishnu Khandewal, from Jodhpur, claims under 295a of the Indian Penal Code - which deals with "deliberate and malicious acts intended to outrage religious feelings" - it is against the law to marry in a Hindu ceremony if you are not a Hindu.

Khandewal said: "She has hurt the religious sentiments of the community by marrying in Hindu style, which is a criminal offence."

His allegations will reportedly be heard in a Jodhpur court on March 21.

Liz's representatives have not commented on the matter.

Liz - who is currently honeymooning with new husband Arun Nayar in the Maldives - was left red-faced when Indian locals dubbed her the "oldest bride they had ever seen".

JenniferHudson has been given an all-you-can-eat-free-for-life card by Burger King.

The Oscar-winning actress responded to criticism from 'American Idol' judge Simon Cowell for not thanking the show in her acceptance speech - on which she was a contestant - by asking if she should also have thanked the fast food chain where she once worked.

Jennifer snapped: "If I'd been any better at my job when I was at Burger King in my middle teens, I wouldn't be here either, so should I thank them, too?"

Burger King has now released a statement, saying: "In response to Jennifer's recent comments in which she asked if she should be thanking Burger King, we say thanks, but no thanks are necessary.

Burger King Corporation is proud of Jennifer's success and while we never like to lose employees, in this case, our loss is the entertainment industry's gain.

To further show our support for Jennifer, and make sure she never has to sing for her supper again, Burger King Corporation is giving her a pre-paid BK Crown Card that will be automatically reloaded for life."

The 'Dreamgirls' star's first job was at a Chicago Burger King when she was 16. Jennifer claims she sang while working on the drive-through counter and flipping burgers.

Christina Aguilera's 'ER Sex Nurse' Bedroom Role Play.... Christina Aguilera spicy bedroom sex secrets the singer likes to raise the temperature during sex by playing doctors and nurses in the bedroom - and she's even bought her new husband a sexy medic's outfit.

The couple stages saucy hospital emergencies in the privacy of their own home - and the Dirrty singer makes sure they have all manner of sex toys to aid their fantasy frolics.

She also insists husband Jordan Bratman dresses up for the fun sex sessions.

She tells America's Maxim magazine, "I like to play doctor. I got Jordan a doctor's outfit with a doctor's bag full of sex toys. I wore the naughty nurse's costume, ofcourse."

And there's nothing like the sound of Radiohead's Thom Yorke to get Aguilera in the mood for love.

She adds, "That's good sex-time music."

The singer's hits might get others ready for romance, but she insists listening to herself is a big turn-off: "I'd be too busy analysing my voice. I get very nitpicky."

Anne Hathaway has a phobia of other people touching her panties.

The 'Becoming Jane' actress hates hotel staff unpacking her suitcases, because she can't bear the thought of strangers rummaging through her underwear.

She said: "The weirdest thing that I still can't get used to, and I refuse to accept, is when people try to unpack my bags for me. It just freaks me out, I don't want people touching my underwear."

Hathaway isn't the only actress to admit to a strange phobia.

Teri Hatcher recently confessed she won't go to the gym because she is paranoid about catching other people's germs.

The 'Desperate Housewives' star, famed for her super-slim figure, prefers to exercise outside to avoid other sweaty fitness fanatics and potentially infectious microbes.

She said: "I can't stand going to the gym. It's too formatted and it freaks me out with all the germs. I hike outside. I lift weights in my house, just not at a gym."

The 'Desperate Housewives' star, famed for her super-slim figure, prefers to exercise outside to avoid other sweaty fitness fanatics and potentially infectious microbes.

She said: "I can't stand going to the gym. It's too formatted and it freaks me out with all the germs. I hike outside. I lift weights in my house, just not at a gym."

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are adopting a Vietnamese boy for son Maddox.

The 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' stars - parents to five-year-old Cambodian son Maddox, two-year-old Ethiopian daughter Zahara and ten-month-old biological daughter Shiloh - believe an Asian boy would be the best addition to the family for Maddox.

A source says : "The process that began shortly after Shiloh was born last May.

"It's wonderful that people are excited about it. But Angelina is only at the beginning of a very comprehensive and detailed process."

Vietnamese adoption official Vu Duc Long revealed last week Angelina has filed papers to become an adoptive single parent to a boy between the ages of three and four from the Tam Binh orphanage on the outskirts of Ho Chi Minh City.

Long revealed the adoption process should not take more than three months.

Angelina filed for the adoption in the US and her application was approved by Long's department office last week.

It will now be sent to officials in Ho Chi Minh City, who will also review it.

Brad and Angelina made a surprise visit to the Tam Binh orphanage at Thanksgiving to give presents to the children.

Angelina said: "It would be good to balance the races so there's another African person in the house for Z and another Asian person in the house for Mad."

Liz Hurley and new husband Arun Nayar arrived in India yesterday (05.03.07) for the next stage of their lavish wedding celebrations.

The couple - who tied the knot in a secret ceremony in Gloucestershire on Friday (02.03.07) - flew to Mumbai for a traditional Indian ceremony.

Liz, 41, and Arun, 42, are expected to attend a formal black-tie party tonight, hosted by Indian socialite Parmeshwar Godrej, before travelling to Jodphur tomorrow (07.03.07) where festivities will continue at the Mehrangarh Fort.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "There will be Bollywood songs and dancing. The men will be in formal dress and change into traditional costume for the wedding after that."

Liz will be 'cleansed' with a turmeric, milk and cream paste before the wedding.

Arun will arrive on a white horse, and the couple will walk around a sacred fire seven times.

Guests include Sir Elton John, Janet Street Porter and Liz's ex Hugh Grant - who did not attend the low-key civil service in England on Friday.

Liz, who wore a white Versace wedding dress for the English ceremony, will wear outfits created by Indian designer Rohit Bal in India.

Bal revealed Liz will change her clothes at least three times a day during her stay.

He said: "It's not every day you get married - and it's not every day you get married to Liz Hurley."